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26th June 2024

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HRG District Councillor Blamed for Higgledy-Piggledy Path

Councillor Bill Porkton today pointed the finger of blame squarely at HRG’s District Councillor for South Oxfordshire District Council’s failure to repair Henley’s Thameside footpath. “The District Council’s shocking failure to act is clearly all down to HRG” Councillor Porkton ranted on Twitter, a social media network the Henley Planet understands is popular with people

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Political Party accuses other Political Party of being a Political Party

Former Conservative District Councillor for Henley, Bill Small, has today accused the Henley Residents Group of being a political party. The accusation sent shock-waves around the Town as stunned residents realised his statement was factually correct and accurate, something they are simply not used to hearing from a Conservative. Mayor Lambchop, a member of the

Picture of socks to represent one of the Henley Resident Group Councillors working his socks off

Have you seen my socks anywhere?

Henley’s current Town, District and County Councillor Cllr Loveshack has worked his socks off so many times he is now forced to attend all meetings & engagements in bare feet attracting tens of thousands of complaints. Cllr Loveshack told the Planet: “Every day I’ve worked my socks off and I no longer have any, I