HRG District Councillor Blamed for Higgledy-Piggledy Path
25th April 2019
Councillor Bill Porkton today pointed the finger of blame squarely at HRG’s District Councillor for South Oxfordshire District Council’s failure to repair Henley’s Thameside footpath.
“The District Council’s shocking failure to act is clearly all down to HRG” Councillor Porkton ranted on Twitter, a social media network the Henley Planet understands is popular with people like Donald Trump and the morons that support him.
Damning Evidence
Henley Residents Group Councillor undoubtedly to blame for all the problems
Councillor Porkton added “I know it looks like a massive Conservative Majority on SODC and I know that at first glance it would appear, to people who don’t understand these things, that any and every failure by SODC can be attributed directly to the Conservative Party, but I can assure you that the problem with SODC is the seat held by the Henley Residents Group!”
Henley Planet mathematicians are still unable to determine how a party with one seat, and one vote manages to render such a vast Conservative majority impotent – we’ll let you know if we ever crack it.
