Names you’ve never heard of, People who don’t live in Henley
30th March 2019
The Henley Conservatives have proudly launched their 2019 election campaign with the catchy slogan: Names you’ve never heard of, People who don’t live in Henley.
Cllr Porkton addressed a crowd of, by some estimates, up to 20 people in Market Place today. He explained to those gathered what a fantastic and caring chap he was before gesturing to a group of nearby strangers and introducing them as the Henley Conservative candidates.
Movember
Whispers of “Who are they?”, “Doesn’t that one live in Reading?” and “I think I’ve seen that one before!” could be heard from the bemused audience. One candidate, still fully embracing Movember 2015, was eventually identified as that helpful chap Pew from the Kenton Theatre and the Living Advent Calendar.
Cllr Porkton would later explain on twitter that Pew might be the smallest member of their team, but was still a good guy despite that.
Phew!
