Have you seen my socks anywhere?
15th April 2019
Henley’s current Town, District and County Councillor Cllr Loveshack has worked his socks off so many times he is now forced to attend all meetings & engagements in bare feet attracting tens of thousands of complaints.
Cllr Loveshack told the Planet: “Every day I’ve worked my socks off and I no longer have any, I even lost those particularly helpful ones that say left & right that I got for Christmas – one second, I just need to launch this new bus service…”.
Sock Appeal
Concerned residents have launched a campaign appealing to members of the public to send in all their odd socks in the hope of forming new pairs for Cllr Loveshack who said: “Everyone’s been so supportive but it’s just…one second, a new pothole just opened up on St Andrew’s Road, sorry, I’ll be right back…”
Speaking some considerable time later, Cllr Loveshack insisted he would calm things down and take things a little easier before dashing off to find out who was putting out their rubbish at the wrong time on the other side of town.
