Political Party accuses other Political Party of being a Political Party
20th April 2019
Former Conservative District Councillor for Henley, Bill Small, has today accused the Henley Residents Group of being a political party.
The accusation sent shock-waves around the Town as stunned residents realised his statement was factually correct and accurate, something they are simply not used to hearing from a Conservative.
Mayor Lambchop, a member of the Henley Resident Group, was brought to tears by Bill’s blisteringly accurate statement. “It’s true, it’s true, it’s all true, we have a registered emblem and everything!” he sobbed uncontrollably. “We’re still way WAY more independent than they are though, honest.” he added.
Henley Planet’s investigative journalists have uncovered proof that the Henley Residents Group is an officially registered political party and is based in Henley-on-Thames. The Conservative Party is, at least for now, also an officially registered political party and is based in London.
