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26th June 2024

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Conservatives Jubilant as Their Man Wins Election

Voters who put their cross against a Conservative candidate in yesterday’s General Election were overjoyed when their favourite Henley candidate once again gained power, in a decisive national vote which saw 80 more seats across the country turn blue. Blonde Lady “It was fairly obvious he’d win” gabbled an excited voter “I nearly went for

Enthusiastic girl depicting the passionate nature of Henley Conservatives

Passionate People Declare their Committment to being Passionate

Prospective candidates from across the UK are currently vying for attention of potential voters in the run up to the forthcoming 2019 Parish, Town and District Elections on Thursday 2nd May.  None are more eager to please than the candidates standing for seats in Henley-on-Thames. The Henley Residents Group has had a sprinkling of passionate

Tweet showing Thameside in Henley on Thames

HRG District Councillor Blamed for Higgledy-Piggledy Path

Councillor Bill Porkton today pointed the finger of blame squarely at HRG’s District Councillor for South Oxfordshire District Council’s failure to repair Henley’s Thameside footpath. “The District Council’s shocking failure to act is clearly all down to HRG” Councillor Porkton ranted on Twitter, a social media network the Henley Planet understands is popular with people

And empty chair

Conservative Councillor Officially Vacates Seat

A Conservative Councillor has resigned today – more than a year after she largely stopped attending council meetings. Cllr Cholmondley-Warner explained : “I’ve attended approximately one full council meeting every six months, which has been very rewarding  and looks great on my CV. Unfortunately, that’s left four or five others, plus a dozen or so