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26th June 2024

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Tweet showing Thameside in Henley on Thames

HRG District Councillor Blamed for Higgledy-Piggledy Path

Councillor Bill Porkton today pointed the finger of blame squarely at HRG’s District Councillor for South Oxfordshire District Council’s failure to repair Henley’s Thameside footpath. “The District Council’s shocking failure to act is clearly all down to HRG” Councillor Porkton ranted on Twitter, a social media network the Henley Planet understands is popular with people

Henley on Thames, 2021

Henley Population to Exceed 1 Million by 2030

As part of the governments reorienting the UK economy away from Europe and towards the Asia and the Far East for the post-Brexit Utopia, current housing allocations are to be revised to accommodate the influx of talented workers from around the world that the inevitable economic boom will attract.