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28th December 2024

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Tweet showing Thameside in Henley on Thames

HRG District Councillor Blamed for Higgledy-Piggledy Path

Councillor Bill Porkton today pointed the finger of blame squarely at HRG’s District Councillor for South Oxfordshire District Council’s failure to repair Henley’s Thameside footpath. “The District Council’s shocking failure to act is clearly all down to HRG” Councillor Porkton ranted on Twitter, a social media network the Henley Planet understands is popular with people

Picture of socks to represent one of the Henley Resident Group Councillors working his socks off

Have you seen my socks anywhere?

Henley’s current Town, District and County Councillor Cllr Loveshack has worked his socks off so many times he is now forced to attend all meetings & engagements in bare feet attracting tens of thousands of complaints. Cllr Loveshack told the Planet: “Every day I’ve worked my socks off and I no longer have any, I

Lemmings

Names you’ve never heard of, People who don’t live in Henley

The Henley Conservatives have proudly launched their 2019 election campaign with the catchy slogan: Names you’ve never heard of, People who don’t live in Henley. Cllr Porkton addressed a crowd of, by some estimates, up to 20 people in Market Place today. He explained to those gathered what a fantastic and caring chap he was before