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Henley – a one-time peaceful, sleepy hamlet, only coming to life once a year for Regatta and boasting its very own Tory Council and Superstar MP – is sadly falling victim to enforced modernisation. Internet broadband company Whizzzz! has been digging up the pavements of the the entire town, obliging all and sundry to be
Voters who put their cross against a Conservative candidate in yesterday’s General Election were overjoyed when their favourite Henley candidate once again gained power, in a decisive national vote which saw 80 more seats across the country turn blue. Blonde Lady “It was fairly obvious he’d win” gabbled an excited voter “I nearly went for
Furious Henley Conservatives were left bemused today after 2 solid years of relentless negativity, resignations, fake news, laziness, bad press and infighting at every level of government somehow failed secure victory in what must have been a rigged election. Cllr Porkton, whose sense of entitlement was dealt perhaps the heaviest blow, cried: “But it’s MY
Councillor Bill Porkton today pointed the finger of blame squarely at HRG’s District Councillor for South Oxfordshire District Council’s failure to repair Henley’s Thameside footpath. “The District Council’s shocking failure to act is clearly all down to HRG” Councillor Porkton ranted on Twitter, a social media network the Henley Planet understands is popular with people
Former Conservative District Councillor for Henley, Bill Small, has today accused the Henley Residents Group of being a political party. The accusation sent shock-waves around the Town as stunned residents realised his statement was factually correct and accurate, something they are simply not used to hearing from a Conservative. Mayor Lambchop, a member of the
Henley has been thrown into chaos becasue a local man, calling himself “Clive”, covered Henley’s broken bridge with LED lights in a move set to infuriate local whingers who object to Christmas displays appearing before August.
